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Criticism
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Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud; that's because 90% of everything is crud.
Theodore Sturgeon
(1918 – 1985) science fiction author
Books
Insults
Reading/Writing
Criticism
I just got out of the hospital… I had my mother removed from my back.
Larry Amoros
comedian & television writer
Beliefs
Family
Mothers
Travel
Criticism
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Russell Lynes
(1910 – 1991) American art historian, photographer, author & editor
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Criticism
Journalists
In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Communication
Government
Places
Criticism
Russia
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
Art Buchwald
(1925 – 2007) humorist & columnist
Communication
Government
Criticism
Establishment
Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch; maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.
Bette Davis
(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Entertainment
Film
Insults
Bitches
Criticism
Joan Crawford
She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.
Julie Andrews
(1935 – ) British actress, singer & author
Communication
Criticism
On columnist Joyce Haber
Surgery
The ‘g’ is silent… the only thing about her that is.
Julie Burchill
(1959 – ) English writer & columnist
Communication
Insults
Speech
About author Camille Paglia
Criticism
He is a man of his most recent word.
William F. Buckley
(1925 – 2008) American conservative author, commentator & television host
Beliefs
Communication
Opinion
Criticism
On Lyndon Johnson
A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.
Whitney Balliett
(1926 – 2007) American jazz critic & book reviewer
Communication
Death
Occupations
Work
Criticism
Critics
I can take any amount of criticism so long as it is unqualified praise.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Communication
People
Self
Criticism
Praise
It's high time the press finally got one thing right about me.
Chris Evert
(1954 – ) American professional tennis player
Appearance
Body
Communication
Criticism
On a publication proclaiming she "has the best boobs in the business.”
If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now.
Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Animals
Communication
Criticism
Skunks
The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Bette Davis
(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Insults
Situations
Criticism
Joan Crawford
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Harrison's Postulate
Beliefs
Murphy’s Laws
Opinion
Criticism
Long experience has taught me that to be criticized is not always to be wrong.
Anthony Eden
(1897 – 1977) British politician & Prime Minister
Reviews/Criticism
Criticism
The freedom of the press works in such a way that there is not much freedom from it.
Grace Kelly
(1929 – 1982) American actress & princess of Monaco
Communication
Speech
Criticism
Freedom
The press
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
People
Criticism
Has anyone told the Fox News anchors that Mad Men was not a documentary of how America should be?
Tim Goodman
American television critic
Reviews/Criticism
Criticism
Fox News
If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.
Herman J. Mankiewicz
(1897 – 1953) American writer & producer
Communication
Charlie Chaplin
Criticism
If I rescued a child from drowning, the press would no doubt headline the story: ‘Benn Grabs Child.’
Tony Benn
(1925 – ) British politician & peace activist
Communication
Criticism
The press
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