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Criticism
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A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.
Edith Sitwell
(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet
Insults
Criticism
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Places
Barbarism
Civilization
Criticism
Decadence
A critic is a man who knows the way but can’t drive the car.
Kenneth Tynan
(1927 – 1980) English theatre critic & writer
Communication
Occupations
Work
Criticism
Critics
A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded.
Tyne Daly
(1946 – ) American stage & screen actress
Beliefs
Communication
Occupations
Work
Criticism
Critics
Any time you got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up.
Michael Moore
(1954 – ) filmmaker, author, social critic & activist
People
Criticism
On George W. Bush's waning credibility
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
Dick Cavett
(1936 – ) television talk show host
Communication
Individuals
People
Criticism
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
Art Buchwald
(1925 – 2007) humorist & columnist
Communication
Government
Criticism
Establishment
My handwriting looks as if a swarm of ants, escaping from an ink bottle, had walked over a sheet of paper without wiping their legs.
Reverend Sydney Smith
(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman
Communication
People
Reading/Writing
Self
Criticism
The musician who invented Swing ought to.
The New York Times
Communication
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Music
Criticism
Swing
Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.
Mickey Spillane
(1918 – 2006) American writer
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Arrogance
Criticism
Writers
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim.”
Lyndon Johnson
(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president
Communication
(also Margaret Thatcher)
Criticism
Potomac River
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Eating
Food/Drink
Criticism
Portions
Restaurants
A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.
Christopher Morley
(1890 – 1957) author & journalist
Communication
Criticism
Critics
Noise
Railroad crossings
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