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Criticism
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Hello!… we heard you at the door, but just thought you were part of the bad weather.
Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer
(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Communication
People
Criticism
I didn't know her well, but after watching her in action I didn't want to know her well.
Joan Crawford
(1905 – 1977) American actress
Communication
People
Criticism
On Judy Garland
About as modest as Mussolini.
David Crosby
(1941 – ) American singer & songwriter
Communication
Criticism
Singer Joni Mitchell
Nothing but old fags and cabbage-stumps of quotations from the Bible and the rest, stewed in the juice of deliberate, journalistic dirty-mindedness.
D.H. Lawrence
(1885 – 1930) English novelist, poet, playwright, essayist, literary critic & painter
Communication
Insults
About James Joyce
Criticism
She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.
Julie Andrews
(1935 – ) British actress, singer & author
Communication
Criticism
On columnist Joyce Haber
Surgery
Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud; that's because 90% of everything is crud.
Theodore Sturgeon
(1918 – 1985) science fiction author
Books
Insults
Reading/Writing
Criticism
Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch; maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.
Bette Davis
(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Entertainment
Film
Insults
Bitches
Criticism
Joan Crawford
Another pot of coffee, waiter, and bring it under your arm to keep it warm.
Wilson Mizner
(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Food/Drink
Coffee
Criticism
Temperature
For God's sake, go and tell that young man to take that Rockingham tea service out of his tights.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Entertainment
Insults
Coward said to the choreographer when a male dancer in one of his plays forgot to wear the proper support
Criticism
Theater
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
Wilson Mizner
(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Communication
Insults
Opinion
Criticism
Playwrights
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain—and most fools do.
Dale Carnegie
(1888 – 1955) American writer, lecturer & developer of self-improvement skills
Characteristics
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Criticism
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Russell Lynes
(1910 – 1991) American art historian, photographer, author & editor
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Criticism
Journalists
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
Walter Winchell
(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist
Communication
Situations
Criticism
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