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Keyword: Fitness

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.

Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Activities Body Fitness Jogging

It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.

Mick Jagger
(1943 – ) English rock singer
Activities Appearance Body Fat Self Fitness

My friend got a personal trainer a year before his wedding; I thought: Bloody hell, how long’’s the aisle going to be.

Paul McCaffrey
comedian
Appearance Body Fitness Personal trainer

I'm in terrible shape… I need a nap after I fart.

Dave Attell
(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
Appearance Body Fitness

I belong to a gym now… well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.

Ted Alexandro
(1969 – ) American stand-up comedian
Appearance Body Fitness Gyms

Fitness: Salvation through perspiration.

Anonymous
Definitions Fitness

I really don’t think I need buns of steel; I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon.

Ellen DeGeneres
(1958 – ) comedian, actress & television host
Appearance Body Buns of steel Fitness

As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit – and parking as close to the stadium as possible.

Bill Vaughn
(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
America Places Fitness

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Proverb
Appearance Body Death Eating Life Proverbs Fitness













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