Keyword: Fitness

I'm in terrible shape… I need a nap after I fart.

(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
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It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.

(1943 – ) English rock singer
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

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As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit – and parking as close to the stadium as possible.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
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Fitness: Salvation through perspiration.

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I belong to a gym now… well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.

(1969 – ) American stand-up comedian
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The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
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I really don’t think I need buns of steel; I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon.

(1958 – ) comedian, actress & television host
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My friend got a personal trainer a year before his wedding; I thought: Bloody hell, how long’’s the aisle going to be.

comedian
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