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Keyword: Indecision

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

Anonymous
Misspokements Indecision Oxymorons

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Insults Intelligence Indecision

I'm not indecisive; am I indecisive?

James Scheibel
(1947 – ) American politician & mayor
Characteristics Self Indecision

The National Academy of Sciences would be unable to give a unanimous decision if asked whether the sun would rise tomorrow.

Paul Ehrlich
(1932 – ) American biologist & educator
Science/Weather Indecision

He wouldn't commit himself to the time of day from a hatful of watches.

Westbrook Pegler
(1894 – 1969) American writer
Insults Indecision On Herbert Hoover

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.

Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Characteristics Indecision

I used to be indecisive… but I'm not sure.

Anonymous
Characteristics Indecision Oxymorons

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Weiner’s Wisdom
Murphy’s Laws Indecision T.F. Weiner

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Jimmy Buffett
(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman
Characteristics Intelligence Problems Indecision

I used to be indecisive; but now I'm not sure.

Anonymous
Characteristics Situations Indecision













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