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Keyword: Indecision

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Weiner’s Wisdom
Murphy’s Laws Indecision T.F. Weiner

The National Academy of Sciences would be unable to give a unanimous decision if asked whether the sun would rise tomorrow.

Paul Ehrlich
(1932 – ) American biologist & educator
Science/Weather Indecision

I used to be indecisive; but now I'm not sure.

Anonymous
Characteristics Situations Indecision

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Insults Intelligence Indecision

I'm not indecisive; am I indecisive?

James Scheibel
(1947 – ) American politician & mayor
Characteristics Self Indecision

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

Anonymous
Misspokements Indecision Oxymorons

He wouldn't commit himself to the time of day from a hatful of watches.

Westbrook Pegler
(1894 – 1969) American writer
Insults Indecision On Herbert Hoover

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Jimmy Buffett
(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman
Characteristics Intelligence Problems Indecision

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.

Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Characteristics Indecision

I used to be indecisive… but I'm not sure.

Anonymous
Characteristics Indecision Oxymorons













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