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Keyword: Nervous

Wound up tighter than an eight-day clock

Anonymous
Expressions Nervous Tense

I'm a nervous basket.

Anonymous
Mixed metaphors Nervous

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off; I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Alcohol Golf Sports Masters Nervous

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers

Anonymous
Characteristics Emotions Expressions Nervous

I’m jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo.

Rue McClanahan
(1934 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes As Blanche Devereaux in “The Golden Girls” Nervous

He was shaking like a 50¢ ladder.

Anonymous
Expressions Nervous Shaking

Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Nervous Other expressions

Nervous as a hound pissing peach pits

Anonymous
Emotions Expressions Nervous

He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Jittery Nervous Other expressions

I was never nervous when I had the ball, but when I let go I was scared to death.

‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball Sports Fear Nervous Pitching

Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church

Country expression
Miscellaneous Nervous Other expressions Sweating

Sweating like a whore in church.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Nervous Other expressions













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