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You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
Other expressions
You reap what you sow.
Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The dinner bell is always in tune.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Other expressions
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
Other expressions
I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
Other expressions
You’d call an alligator a lizard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
abused & unhappy
Looking worn out
Other expressions
Peep of day
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Dawn
First light
Other expressions
Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Other expressions
I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’m gonna give him one last chance
Other expressions
That takes the cake
Expression
Miscellaneous
Expressing a surprise
Other expressions
Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
Other expressions
Swearing
Chew the bark off
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Examine closely
Other expressions
He’s dumber than owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a bump on a log
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
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