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Chestnut time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Autumn
Fall
Other expressions
Seasons
He’s just loudin’ off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making a fuss
Other expressions
Hotter than a two dollar pistol.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To put the spit on the apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To end the argument
Her breath/body odor would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s not wrapped too tight.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Dimwitted
Other expressions
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
Them that don’t work, don’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
Other expressions
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Beauty
Other expressions
Pretty
That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
Other expressions
Busted two sets of knee caps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Walked too much
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Misers
Other expressions
In a coon's age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
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