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Keyword: Party

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own Scotch, you bring your own rocks.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Frugal Individuals Money People Jack Benny Party Rocks Scotch

One cannot have too large a party.

Austen’s Rule of Hospitality
Murphy’s Laws In “Emma” Jane Austen Party

Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.

Church Bulletin
Alcohol Church Bulletins Drugs Party

Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.

Mickey Friedman
American film & television producer
Activities People Party

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Proverb
Fools Intelligence Money Proverbs Party

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Characteristics People Situations Neighbors Noise Party Tolerance

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

Robin Williams
(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Emotions Happiness Party Spring













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