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Keyword: Pride

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.

Douglas Adams
(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician
Characteristics Eating Food/Drink People Ancestors Dinner Pride

Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Other expressions Pride

I'm proud of my humility.

Anonymous
Characteristics Humility Oxymorons Pride

Always try to be modest… and be VERY proud of it!

Anonymous
Characteristics Modesty Pride

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is sea-sickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.

Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Characteristics Pride

The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.

Bertrand Russell
(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic
Characteristics Children Family Fathers Pride

As proud as pea soup.

Anonymous
Mixed metaphors Pride













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