Subject: Age » Old

I got my start in silent radio.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer

The average age of our bench is deceased.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.

No one becomes forty without incredulity and a sense of outrage.

(1886 – 1962) English writer

Looking fifty is great – if you're sixty.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going; I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Despite his infirmities, Strom Thurmond showed up to work every day and did not miss a Senate vote in his final year, though no one is sure if a shouted "Bingo!" counted as a yea or a nay.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian

First you forget names, then you forget faces… next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

You know, you get that tattoo of barbed wire when you’re 18, but by the time you’re 80, it’s a picket fence.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor

I feel I can talk with more authority, especially when I say, ‘I don’t know.’

(1921 – 2004) English actor & author

You know you're getting old when everything dries up or leaks.

At my age flowers scare me.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

People with money live so damn long.

Have you ever tried to put an oyster in a slot machine?

(1922 – ) actor, film director, producer, writer & comedian