Subject: Age » Old

The older I grow the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

The only good thing about [aging] is you’re not dead.

(1905 –1984) American playwright

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going; I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

He's great to the old guys. He's got one trainer just to treat varicose veins.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor

I don’t plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

You know you’re getting old when you start watching golf on TV and enjoying it.

(1953 – ) American comedian, actor, voice artist, & columnist

You’ll have to ask somebody older than me.

(1883 – 1983) American composer, lyricist & pianist

When we’re young, we want to change the world… when we’re old, we want to change the young.

book publisher

If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you… the next time he’s in need.

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

(1921 – ) U.S. senator (Ohio) Marine Corps pilot & astronaut

To what do I attribute my longevity? … bad luck.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

It was tough growing up in Florida because all my friends were retired.

(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author

The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher

Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

You know you’re getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don’t know anyone who can see through it.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

I don't need drugs anymore, thank God; I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast.

(1946 – ) American comedian, actor & voice actor

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