Subject: Communication » Books (Page 7)

I found nothing really wrong with this autobiography except poor choice of subject.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.

(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator

We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising.'

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Americans like fat books and thin women.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist

My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine… (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

First time I ever read the dictionary, I thought it was a poem about everything.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright

I was in a bookstore the other day and asked the woman behind the counter where the self-help section was; she said, “If I told you, that would defeat the whole purpose.”

comedian

Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.

(1927 – 2007) American newspaper columnist

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

You ever read a book that changed your life? … me neither.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor

A dirty book is rarely dusty.

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.

(1881 – 1958) English novelist

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Foreword: An author’s apology.

No books are lost by loaning except those you particularly wanted to keep.

If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist

This book fills a much-needed gap.

(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator

Research is reading two books that have never been read in order to write a third that will never be read.

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter