Subject: Emotions

I read somewhere that men’s biggest fear is that women will laugh at them. And women’s biggest fear is that men will kill them… kind of different stakes that we’re working with.

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer

Love can be sordid only if you work at it.

(1952 – ) cartoonist

Sex is emotion in motion.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

American playwright, television writer & author

Too much of a good thing… can be wonderful.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years is that they've changed trumps from clubs to diamonds.

Donald Rumsfeld… love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian

Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

In real love you want the other person's good; in romantic love, you want the other person.

(1886 – 1973) American writer

The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

(1942 – ) humorist & radio broadcaster

Money doesn’t buy happiness; but happiness isn’t everything.

(1938 – 1979) American actress

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other; love is what makes you want to be with each other even when you have no desire to do it.

(1931 – ) American author & newspaper journalist

All humor is based on hostility – that’s why World War II was funny.

(1927 – ) playwright & screenwriter

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the post long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.

Love’s like the measles… all the worse when it comes late in life.

(1803 – 1857) English writer
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