Subject: Government » President

The first Presidential debate was down in Florida and residents spent all day putting plywood on their televisions.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

When the President does it, that means that it is not illegal.

(1913 – 1994) 37th U.S. president

All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.

I love Barack Obama because when I go to Europe I don’t have to pretend to be Canadian any more.

(1967 – ) is an American comedian & actor

I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president… and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian

I don’t need a president with a bucket list!

(1965 – ) comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer & director

Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t want them to become politicians in the process.

(1917 – 1963) 35th U.S. president

The pay is good and I can walk to work.

(1917 – 1963) 35th U.S. president

Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he’ll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.

(1929 – ) journalist, author & television pundit

The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

The Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem; they're all running for the presidency.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

I was asked to name all the presidents… I thought they already had names.

(1973 – ) American comedian

I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president… now I'm beginning to believe it.

(1857 – 1938) American lawyer

For those eight years Clinton was the president, it was like we had that really cool substitute teacher.

(1977 – ) American comedian

This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

Often times people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White House – with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone.

(1917 – 1963) 35th U.S. president

Do you realize we’re only a heart attack away from Bush being president?

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor