Subject: Government » President

In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

(1925 – 2005) television host

I don’t need a president with a bucket list!

(1965 – ) comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer & director

Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm; there's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president

I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

The Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem; they're all running for the presidency.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he’ll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.

(1929 – ) journalist, author & television pundit

With a black president, I can relax…I can dance in public… I can buy a whole watermelon now.

(1964 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actress, television host

When the president, during the campaign, said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.

(1951 – ) U.S. senator (Minnesota), political commentator, comedian & writer

For those eight years Clinton was the president, it was like we had that really cool substitute teacher.

(1977 – ) American comedian

This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I like my buddies from west Texas; I liked them when I was young; I liked them then I was middle – age; I liked them before I was president; and I like them during president, and I like them after president.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Republicans elect stupid leaders with brilliant staffs and Democrats produce brilliant presidents with stupid staffs.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

The pay is good and I can walk to work.

(1917 – 1963) 35th U.S. president

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.

Often times people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Opinions on Our 44st President

I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Do you realize we’re only a heart attack away from Bush being president?

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
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