Subject: Life (Page 2)

There ought to be a better way of starting the day than having to get up.

(1907 – 1987) journalist & columnist

Living is messy.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

If I had my life to live over, I wouldn't have time.

(1936 – 1992) singer, songwriter, musician & actor

My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.

(1898 – 1951) Slovene-American author & translator

There are two great rules of life: 1. Never tell everything at once.

(1931 – ) American golfer & broadcaster

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day to day basis.

(1950 – ) American science fiction writer, & publisher

There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.

(1880 – 1966) American novelist

So far, I haven’t heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

I had everything a kid could want: two square meals a day, a basket to sleep in, and an imaginary dog.

(1949 – ) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer

Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

Dick Clark went to a psychic; she told him, in a previous life, he was Dick Clark.

comedian

If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright

How young can you die of old age?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.

(1907 – 1973) poet & critic

Next to Sammy’s life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a barnacle’s life, my life has always appeared dull.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.

(Sholem Naumovich Rabinovich) (1859 – 1916) Jewish author & humorist