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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 4)
Something bad has
befelt
the family.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Befell
You don’t hear me gettin’
historical.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hysterical
That one kind of
grapes
on my nerves.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Grates on my nerves
What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about
busting
school children?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Busing
Whoever sent ’em wants to remain
unanimous.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Annonymous
I’ve never seen a man so low and
depaved.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics
Malaprops
Depraved
One of those
digitalis
clocks.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Digital
If he don’t go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other
epilets…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Epithets
Like they say, it ain’t over till the fat
guy
swings.
Darren Daulton
professional baseball player
Baseball
Malaprops
Sports
Lady
Of stocky first baseman John Kruk
The doctor felt the man's
purse
and thought it was awfully low.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Pulse
We have that Indian scene; we can get the Indians from the reservoir.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Indians
Off-the-docks
Jews.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
People
Orthodox
Buenos
nachos.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Noches
The most important decision is that of
excepting
Jesus in your life.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Accepting
As our President said in his
renegurial
address.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Speech
Inaugural
… my eyes was lookin' at
hard pore cornography.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pornography
I ain’t got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can’t make no mistakes. Like he’s, waddya call,
inflammable.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics
Malaprops
Mistakes
Infallible
Ken already has a good
repertoire
with the waitress.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Rapport
They
downloaded
the strength of the hurricane.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Downgraded
Don’t ya know it’s bad luck to keep
icrons
in a Christian home?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Religion
Icons
I'm on the horns of an
enema.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Dilemma
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