Subject: Malaprops (Page 4)

Something bad has befelt the family.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You don’t hear me gettin’ historical.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That one kind of grapes on my nerves.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about busting school children?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

Whoever sent ’em wants to remain unanimous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’ve never seen a man so low and depaved.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

One of those digitalis clocks.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

If he don’t go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets…

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Like they say, it ain’t over till the fat guy swings.

professional baseball player

The doctor felt the man's purse and thought it was awfully low.

We have that Indian scene; we can get the Indians from the reservoir.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Off-the-docks Jews.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Buenos nachos.

(1971 – ) American actress

The most important decision is that of excepting Jesus in your life.

As our President said in his renegurial address.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I ain’t got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can’t make no mistakes. Like he’s, waddya call, inflammable.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Ken already has a good repertoire with the waitress.

They downloaded the strength of the hurricane.

Don’t ya know it’s bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm on the horns of an enema.

(1971 – ) American actress