Subject: Places » America (Page 4)

Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

It was once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts.

(1901 – 1970) American journalist & author

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

In America nothing dies easier than tradition.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is; that is what makes America what it is.

(1874 – 1946) American art collector and writer of novels, poetry & plays

In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.

That is what has made America last these past 200 centuries.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

They added up all the people in this country who consider themselves a minority and it added up to more than the population of the country.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

The difference between America and England is that Americans think 100 years is a long time, while the English think 100 miles is a long way.

Irish music columnist & journalist

The greatest American superstition is belief in facts.

(1880 – 1946) Baltic German philosopher

Ten men in the country could buy the world and ten million can’t buy enough to eat.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.

(1934 – 1997) journalist

In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while the article is still on the presses.

(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist

Powdered milk, powdered eggs, baby powder… what a country!

(1951 – ) Soviet-American comedian

You can travel fifty thousand miles in America without once tasting a piece of good bread.

(1891 – 1980) novelist & painter

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

I dropped out of West Point to become a comedian… probably the greatest service I will ever do for my country.

(1955 – ) American comedian