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Subject:
Signs
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Signs
On a curling iron
BUY ONE, GET ONE
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Signs
Pooh Siftin Sandbox
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Signs
On a plastic Winnie-the-Pooh sandbox
Do not use while taking a shower.
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Signs
On a hairdryer
Rugsuckers
Business name
Signs
Carpet cleaning service in Minneapolis
First Alert Smoke Alarm with Silence Feature…
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How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend
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Signs
Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks
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Signs
In a restroom
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Ambiguity
The Frying Scotsman
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Signs
Name of a restaurant
Nandi Aqua – Packaged Drinking Water – Now Water with H2O
Billboard
Signs
In the Middle East
Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances
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Signs
On a poster for a TV psychic’s appearance
Do Not Put Soap in Lock
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Signs
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Re-Elect Nobody
Bumper sticker
Signs
Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
SOFA SO GOOD
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Signs
Name of a furniture store
Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly
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Signs
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For use by trained personnel only.
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Signs
On a can of air freshener
This is the back door. The front door is around the back.
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Signs
Hot Drinks to Take Out or Sit In.
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Signs
In a cafe
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