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Subject:
Signs
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HELP WANTED! (SIRIUS Persons only Inquire – Please)
Sign
Signs
S.A.D. DECOR
Store name
Signs
Store name
Hog Town Cafe
Store name
Signs
Cozumel Mexico
No Postage Necessary If Mauled in the United States
On a prepaid envelope
Signs
If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.
Sign
Signs
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Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You
Sign
Signs
Shoe Rental: Adults: $2.00. Seniors and Children: $2.00.
Sign
Signs
In a bowling alley in Katy TX
Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
Label
Signs
On a calendar
Do NOT use restroom in trashcan!!
Sign
Signs
On a restroom hand dryer
God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
A second-hand watch store
Store name
Signs
A boutique
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.
Sign
Signs
At a dry cleaner shop
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
Instructions
Signs
On a bag of cat biscuits
In the dark? Follow the Son.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical and I have to take our comedians seriously!
Protest sign
Politics
Signs
Squeeze 10 Times Before Use
Sign
Signs
On a small plastic package of an apparent condiment
Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing
Sign
Signs
On road outside a factory
Closed for Official Opening
Sign
Signs
Near Victoria Station London
Caution: Tree in Centre of Road
Road sign
Signs
Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!
Sign
Signs
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