Author: Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard Page 4
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Bargain: anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Everything comes to him who waits… except a loaned book.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist