Keyword: Criticism

She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.

(1935 – ) British actress, singer & author

Criticism and Bolshevism have one thing in common: they both seek to pull down that which they could never build.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark.

(1868-1954) professor & writer

I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

[businesman] Sir Martin Sorrell is more arrogant than the entire French nation put together.


businessman & CEO

I can take any amount of criticism so long as it is unqualified praise.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

It's high time the press finally got one thing right about me.

(1954 – ) American professional tennis player

For God's sake, go and tell that young man to take that Rockingham tea service out of his tights.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

He is at his wit's end – it is true that he had not far to go.

(1788 – 1824) English poet

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain—and most fools do.

(1888 – 1955) American writer, lecturer & developer of self-improvement skills

Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

The mediocrity of his thinking is concealed by the majesty of his language.

(1897 – 1960) Welsh labor leader & politician

Nothing but old fags and cabbage-stumps of quotations from the Bible and the rest, stewed in the juice of deliberate, journalistic dirty-mindedness.

(1885 – 1930) English novelist, poet, playwright, essayist, literary critic & painter

If I rescued a child from drowning, the press would no doubt headline the story: ‘Benn Grabs Child.’

(1925 – ) British politician & peace activist

Hello!… we heard you at the door, but just thought you were part of the bad weather.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

The greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.

(1857 – 1938) American lawyer

The amount of flak received on any subject is inversely proportional to the subject’s true value.

You know, you can’t please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

One of the greatest creations of the human mind is the art of reviewing books without having read them.

(1742 – 1799) German writer

Yankees' owner George Steinbrenner is a first-and-ten capitalist in a bunt-and-run world.

American sportswriter

To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager