Keyword: Middle age

There are three ages of man: youth, middle age and “Gee, you look good.”

(1913 – 1997) American comedian & radio & television host

Middle Age: When your age starts to show around your middle the art of raising eyebrows instead of the roof. 

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

American entrepreneur & author

Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Middle age: When a woman’s hair starts turning from gray to black.

Middle age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, "Why not?" and the other, "Why bother?"

(1917 –1986) American journalist

Years ago we discovered the exact point of middle age; it occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and you choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.

American comedian & juggler

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush the net.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

We were a generation born too late to eat goldfish and too early to flash.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

(1908 – 1976) publisher & author

Middle Age: That period when a man begins to shed his hair, his teeth, and his illusions.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else… and usually is.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Middle Age: A time of life when winking at a girl is closing one eye to reality.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

(1898 – 1971) American humorist

Middle Age: That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it. 

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning; old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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