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Search results for 'stupidity'
Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out.
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
Situations
Stupidity
TV/Movie Quotes
The inefficiency and stupidity of the staff corresponds to the inefficiency and stupidity of the management.
Post's Managerial Observation
Murphy’s Laws
Inefficiency
Management
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Hanlon's Razor
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Stupidity
Malice
Robert J. Hanlon
One thing that humbles me deeply is to see that human genius has its limits while human stupidity does not.
Alexandre Dumas
(1824 – 1895) French writer
Intelligence
Stupidity
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
Edward Abbey
(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist
Intelligence
Relationships
Stupidity
Teamwork
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Intelligence
Places
Science/Weather
Stupidity
Infinity
Universe
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Terry Pratchett
(1948 – ) English novelist
Intelligence
Stupidity
Artificial intelligence
Intelligent people, when assembled into an organization, will tend toward collective stupidity.
Albrecht's Law II
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
People
Stupidity
Wisdom
Organization
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Stupidity
Artificial intelligence
When stupidity is a sufficient explanation, there is no need to have recourse to any other.
Ulmann's Razor
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Stupidity
Explanation
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Hartley's First Law
Murphy’s Laws
Stupidity
Observation
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Intelligence
Stupidity
Genius
Limits
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
Edith Sitwell
(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet
Intelligence
Stupidity
Patience
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.
Konrad Adenauer
(1876 – 1967) German statesman
Beliefs
God
Intelligence
Stupidity
Mankind
In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.
Napoleon Bonaparte
(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
Government
Politics
Stupidity
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Gustave Flaubert
(1821 – 1880) French novelist
Emotions
Happiness
Stupidity
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Man In The Street Law
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
People
Stupidity
Observation
Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting.
Robert Heinlein
(1907 – 1988) science fiction author
Intelligence
Stupidity
Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.
Albert Camus
(1913 – 1960) French-Algerian author, philosopher & journalist
Intelligence
Stupidity
Evil and stupidity are randomly distributed.
Staples’s First Law of the Universe
Murphy’s Laws
Stupidity
(Brent Staples)
Evil
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison
(1934 – ) writer & editor
Intelligence
People
Places
Science/Weather
Stupidity
Universe
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