Subject: Beliefs » Opinion (Page 2)

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

He would not blow his nose without moralizing on conditions in the handkerchief industry.

(1903 – 1974) English intellectual, literary critic & writer

Finally, a guy who says what people who aren’t thinking are thinking.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian

Lady Astor to Churchill: ‘Sir you’re drunk!’

Churchill’s reply: Yes, madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

If it’s free, it’s advice; if you pay for it, it’s counseling; if you can use either one, it’s a miracle.

(1895 – 1968) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

He is a man of his most recent word.

(1925 – 2008) American conservative author, commentator & television host

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

You’ll always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist

The only way a reporter should look at a politician is down.

Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

The critic has to educate the public; the artist has to educate the critic.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it.

(1932 – ) French-American writer, biographer, journalist & historian

When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ … it is a mere formality; it doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no, you’re going to get it anyway.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

I have a bit of advice for hungry young comedians – eat something.

(1921 – 1984) British comedian & magician

I'm a great lover… I bet.

(1956 – ) American comedian

We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.

(1742 – 1799) German writer

Advice: the smallest current coin.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor