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MARCH MADNESS MOVE-IN DEAL! Move in by March 31st, pay no rent until April 1st!…

MEDICAL Assistant, Full Time, Wanted For Growing Medical Practice, Competitive Salary. No Health Benefits. Send Resume to…

Christmas Sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

TALENT SEARCH – Can you BURP or FART better than your friends? We want to talk. BIG $$ Call us @ 770-….

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

You're a brunette, 6', long legs, 25-30, intelligent, articulate and drop-dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, am 4'10", have the looks of Herve Villechaize and carry an odor of wheat. No returns and no refunds at box…

Mediterranean Villa – rooms located just steps to the ocean/park/and golf course. Sunsets every day. $209,950

WANTED: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.

ASSFAULT ROLLERS – (2) Gallion, $750/each…

SUPERINTENDED NEEDED

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If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachaise Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

Potty Chair, solid oak, light brown stain. $20

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She Said NO… Diamond Ring for sale or trade – $3500

Corduroy Pillows: They're making headlines!

PENIS ENLARGEMENT – Viagra & Testosterone – Dr. Joel Kaplan’s FDA Cleeard Medical Vaccuum Pumps. Gain 103 inches Safe and Permanent. Call… [sic]

Slut in the kitchen, chef in the bedroom. Woman with mixed priorities (37) seeks man who can toss a good salad.

Wednesday, September 21 – Ball-A-Palooza! 5000 golf balls will be dropped from a helicopter for a chance to win great prizes. Sponsored by the N.E.W. Curative Rehabilitation, Inc. with all proceeds going directly into the Brain Injury Program…

Bet us your letter of business translation do. Every people in our staffing know English like the hand of their back. Up to the minuet wise-street phrases, don't you know, old boy.

SITUATIONS WANTED – WILL CLEAN your home, will take in washing & ironing in my home. Will also tattoo pet dog at your home. 297-….