Subject: Classifieds (Page 7)

Give Blood & Make Your Own Sundae, July 13th

For Adoption: 2 female Chihuahua, both crate trained. Also 1 male Old English sheep dog, w/2 glass eyes. Good guard dog. Adoption fee $50 to $100. For more information call…

1995 NISSAN Maxima, green, leather, loaded, CD, auto start, sunroof, 4-door, good condition, $4500. Not for sale.

Food Stamps Excepted [sic]

CAB DRIVERS WANTED – Nights & weekends. Must have good driving & criminal record. Apply in person, 151 Elm St.

Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements

GIRLFRIEND for sale: Body rough, well used, ridden hard. Leaks gas, Needs rear end. High mileage. Can handle big load. Trades for ping pong table. Phone…

TAG Heuer mens watch with bright yellow dial, it's not gay its European $99. 714-997-….

WANTED: Used Paint

FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…

My other car is a bike. Eco-friendly bio-diverse M (29). Smells a bit like soil and eats too much soup, but otherwise friendly (you're not seriously going to put that burger in your mouth, are you?).

WANTED: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Educational – Readin Specialist/ – Requires MT teaching certificate, with a reading endorsement (Master’s level candidates

You’re all invited to Steak & Shrimp – Every Friday Night – 5:30 pm – 10 pm – Have Some Fun!! Bring A Gun!! Cash Can Be Won!! At Our Trap Range…

Your stars for today: A pretty Cancerian, 35, will cook you a lovely meal, caress your hair softly, then squeeze every damn penny from your adulterous bank account before slashing the tires of your Beamer. Let that serve as a warning. Now then, risotto?

BELZ Factory Outlet Mall – Redeem this coupon at the Mall Office for a coupon

This going-out-of-business sale is for a limited time only.

WANTED – Musicians, Comedians, Storytellers, Freeks, Misfits etc. To Perform in the Tiny Tea Tent

WANTED: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.

ADVERTISING COMPANY NEED one male talent, shooting the back only with our product kitchen stuff, please send your picture. If you are interested…

Professional Texas Hold’em Polka Table, new, still in box. $250/best 508-916-….