Subject: Classifieds (Page 7)

Lost – Donkey, wearing a pink halter, Monterey Center – 269-793-….

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Our editors are colleged and write like the Kipling and the Dickens.

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GOLD Fish: Needs good home. Is irritable but enjoys TV, $2. Phone…

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It feels like your favorite easy chair. Only faster.

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Bastard. Complete and utter. Whatever you do, don't reply – you'll only regret it.

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Bald, fat, short, and ugly male, 53, seeks short-sighted woman with tremendous sexual appetite.

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For Sale: Basketball Hoop and backboard. Only used for dunking kid brother.

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SECRETARIAL/CLERICAL – Excellent word processing & typing skills. Conscious, creative and detail oriented.

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May 30 has been designated the Memorial Day holiday. There will be no sanitation on that day.

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GE Mammogram dish washer for sale, white $20. Good condition. (805) 523-….

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Enthusiastic and alive with a desire to lead others

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Man, honest. Will take anything.

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HELP WANTED – Helpdesk Technician @ Pentagon

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TALENT SEARCH – Can you BURP or FART better than your friends? We want to talk. BIG $$ Call us @ 770-….

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Afghan Hound: male, 6 years old, very good poet. $400 obo…

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Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months.

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3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

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Save it. Anything you've got to say can be said to my lawyer. But if you're not my ex-wife, why not write to box no. 5377? I enjoy vodka, canasta, evenings in, and cold, cold revenge.

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BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT ring. Yellow gold, wide band with 18 diamonds set in 3 rows of 3 diamonds on each side of one large round-cut center stone. worn, sparingly, for only 9 Days. “It Didn’t Mean Anything. It was just suppose to Shut Her Up.” It didn’t shut her up. Happy to be Rid of it too. For the first offer of $800.00. Phone… between 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.

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March 8th – Hypnotist Frank Santos – Donation $10 – All you can eat – Bring your own food – Starts at 8pm…

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Your buying me dinner doesn't mean I'll have sex with you. I probably will have sex with you, though. Honesty not an issue with opportunistic male, 38.

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