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Give Blood & Make Your Own Sundae, July 13th
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For Adoption: 2 female Chihuahua, both crate trained. Also 1 male Old English sheep dog, w/2 glass eyes. Good guard dog. Adoption fee $50 to $100. For more information call…
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1995 NISSAN Maxima, green, leather, loaded, CD, auto start, sunroof, 4-door, good condition, $4500. Not for sale.
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Food Stamps Excepted [sic]
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CAB DRIVERS WANTED – Nights & weekends. Must have good driving & criminal record. Apply in person, 151 Elm St.
Help wanted
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Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements
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GIRLFRIEND for sale: Body rough, well used, ridden hard. Leaks gas, Needs rear end. High mileage. Can handle big load. Trades for ping pong table. Phone…
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TAG Heuer mens watch with bright yellow dial, it's not gay its European $99. 714-997-….
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WANTED: Used Paint
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FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…
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My other car is a bike. Eco-friendly bio-diverse M (29). Smells a bit like soil and eats too much soup, but otherwise friendly (you're not seriously going to put that burger in your mouth, are you?).
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WANTED: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
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Educational – Readin Specialist/ – Requires MT teaching certificate, with a reading endorsement (Master’s level candidates
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You’re all invited to Steak & Shrimp – Every Friday Night – 5:30 pm – 10 pm – Have Some Fun!! Bring A Gun!! Cash Can Be Won!! At Our Trap Range…
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Your stars for today: A pretty Cancerian, 35, will cook you a lovely meal, caress your hair softly, then squeeze every damn penny from your adulterous bank account before slashing the tires of your Beamer. Let that serve as a warning. Now then, risotto?
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BELZ Factory Outlet Mall – Redeem this coupon at the Mall Office for a coupon
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This going-out-of-business sale is for a limited time only.
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WANTED – Musicians, Comedians, Storytellers, Freeks, Misfits etc. To Perform in the Tiny Tea Tent
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WANTED: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.
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ADVERTISING COMPANY NEED one male talent, shooting the back only with our product kitchen stuff, please send your picture. If you are interested…
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Professional Texas Hold’em Polka Table, new, still in box. $250/best 508-916-….
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