Subject: Communication (Page 5)

All of ‘em, any of ‘em that have been in front of me over all these years.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

Alas: Early Victorian for, “Oh, Hell.”

Free Verse: Verse written without rhyme or reason.

I always confuse the words exotic and erotic; that made for a very awkward conversation at my local pet store.

comic, actor, & writer

Ever notice that George Bush doesn't speak when Dick Cheney is drinking water?

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor

In Australia, not reading poetry is the national pastime.

(1905 – 1978) American author of children’s books & poetry

Include me out.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Dentist: A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Hello!… we heard you at the door, but just thought you were part of the bad weather.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

She stopped the show – but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

Interpreter: One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter’s advantage for the other to have said.

Definition: A statement intended to put a word in its place.

The first prerogative of an artist in any medium is to make a fool of himself.

(1919 – 2001) American film critic

Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.

In school I wanted to join the debating team… but someone talked me out of it.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

It was while making newspaper deliveries, trying to miss the bushes and hit the porch, that I first learned the importance of accuracy in journalism.

(1933 – ) American telejournalist

Having to read a footnote resembles having to go downstairs to answer the door while in the midst of making love.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.