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Communication
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All of ‘em, any of ‘em that have been in front of me over all these years.
Sarah Palin
(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Communication
Misspokements
Unable to name a newspaper or magazine she reads
Alas: Early Victorian for, “Oh, Hell.”
Anonymous
Communication
Definitions
Language
Alas
Free Verse: Verse written without rhyme or reason.
Anonymous
Definitions
Reading/Writing
Free verse
I always confuse the words exotic and erotic; that made for a very awkward conversation at my local pet store.
Tom Sibley
comic, actor, & writer
Communication
Language
Erotic
Exotic
Words
Ever notice that George Bush doesn't speak when Dick Cheney is drinking water?
Robin Williams
(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Communication
People
Dick Cheney
George W. Bush
Ventriloquism
In Australia, not reading poetry is the national pastime.
Phyllis McGinley
(1905 – 1978) American author of children’s books & poetry
Communication
People
Places
Reading/Writing
Australia
Poetry
Include me out.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Dentist: A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication
Definitions
Language
Money
Dentist
Hello!… we heard you at the door, but just thought you were part of the bad weather.
Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer
(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Communication
People
Criticism
She stopped the show – but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Acting
Communication
Entertainment
Reviews/Criticism
Theater
Interpreter: One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter’s advantage for the other to have said.
Anonymous
Communication
Definitions
Language
Interpreter
Definition: A statement intended to put a word in its place.
Anonymous
Communication
Definitions
Language
The first prerogative of an artist in any medium is to make a fool of himself.
Pauline Kael
(1919 – 2001) American film critic
Communication
Entertainment
Artists
Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.
The 19 Rules for Good Riting - 13
Communication
Language
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
In school I wanted to join the debating team… but someone talked me out of it.
Stewart Francis
Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication
Speech
Debating
An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Books
Communication
Memory
Reading/Writing
Autobiographies
Writer
It was while making newspaper deliveries, trying to miss the bushes and hit the porch, that I first learned the importance of accuracy in journalism.
Charles Osgood
(1933 – ) American telejournalist
Communication
Language
Reading/Writing
Journalism
Having to read a footnote resembles having to go downstairs to answer the door while in the midst of making love.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Sex
Footnotes
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
G.K. Chesterton
(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist
Communication
Reading/Writing
Cheese
Poets
Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Books
Communication
Poetry
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Communication
Lies
Listening
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