Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 12)

That's not writing, that's typing.

(1924 – 1984) American author

Having imagination it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that if you were unimaginative would take you only a minute.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order. If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination.

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.

(1864 – 1910) French author

The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.

The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind; close it and you're right back at the beginning.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

(1788 – 1860) German philosopher

Journalism is literature in a hurry.

(1822 – 1888) English writer

The real reason Milton went blind was to avoid reading unsolicited manuscripts.

1944) is an American writer & screenwriter

Actress: I enjoyed your book. Who wrote it for you?

Chase: I'm so glad you liked it. Who read it to you?

(1900 – 1978) American actress & novelist

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

(1955 – ) actor & comedian

The triumph of sugar over diabetes.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor

Free Verse: Verse written without rhyme or reason.

America is a country of inventors, and the greatest of inventors are the newspaper men.

(1847 – 1922) Scottish scientist, inventor, engineer & innovator

A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Check to see if you any words out.

I do all my writing in bed; everybody knows I do my best work there.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Charles Dickens, dead, writes more than [American playwright] Marc Connelly alive.

(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist

We have the power to bore people long after we are dead.

(1885 – 1951) American novelist, short-story writer & playwright

It was a dark and stormy night…

(1803 – 1873) English writer

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

(1919 – 2011) American news commentator & writer