Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 8)

Even those who call Mr. Faulkner our greatest literary sadist do not fully appreciate him, for it is not merely his characters who have to run the gauntlet but also his readers.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good – we want it Tuesday.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

Anyone can tell the truth, but only very few of us can make epigrams.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.

I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

Journalism is literature in a hurry.

(1822 – 1888) English writer

Writing comes more easily if you have something to say.

(1880 – 1957) Polish-Jewish novelist, dramatist & essayist

Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome; it started off badly, but by the end I really liked it.

(1927 – 2018) British comedian, singer & songwriter

Poets are literal-minded men who will squeeze a word till it hurts.

(1892 – 1982) American writer

He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs.

(1910 – 2006) Swedish cartoonist

Don't use no double negatives.

I'm looking for loopholes.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

The literary gift is a mere accident – is as often bestowed on idiots who have nothing to say worth hearing as it is denied to strenuous sages.

(1872 – 1956) English essayist, parodist & caricaturist

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Greeting Cards: When you care enough to send the very best but not enough to actually write something.


Never read any book in which the author’s name appears in gold or silver on the cover.

Don't use a run-on sentence you got to punctuate it.

Ransom notes.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor