Subject: Death (Page 12)

I'm going away tonight.

(1933 – 2006) American singer, songwriter & musician
Last words

When someone close to you dies… move seats.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Death Situations

Ah well I suppose it has come to this… such is life.

(c.1855 – 1880) Irish Australian bushranger & outlaw
Last words

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Animals Death Dogs Marriage

Longevity: Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Death Definitions Language Life

Never drive at night.

(1834 - 1902) American manufacturer
Last words

I'm out of here, man. I'm gone. Keep me in your hearts.

(? – 2008) American convicted murder
Last words

The prettier. Now fight for it.

(1851 – 1929) English dramatist & playwright
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A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Hope, no Cash and no Jobs; please don’t let Kevin Bacon die!

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
Death

My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Death Health

Suicide is cheating the doctor out of a job.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Death Doctors Health

Do you think we should drive a stake through his heart just in case?

(1904 – 1964) Austrian-Hungarian actor
Death

It must have been the coffee.

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor
Last words

Well, now I must go to meet God and try to explain all those men I killed at Alamein.

(1887 – 1976) British Army officer
Last words

No, but comfortable enough to die.

(1717 – 1780) Empress of Austria & Hungary
Last words

I'd rather be fishing.

(c.1962 – 1987) American convicted murderer
Last words

Secretary: It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law.

Field’s reply: Yes, it is, very hard… it’s almost impossible.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Death Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Last words

Tenant Failed To Give Notice Before Dying

Death Headlines

But the peasants… how do the peasants die?

(1828 – 1910) Russian writer
Last words

I see that you have made three spelling mistakes.

(1744 – 1790) French aristocrat
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