Subject: Death (Page 19)

No, but comfortable enough to die.

(1717 – 1780) Empress of Austria & Hungary
Last words

This is it! I'm going. I'm going.

(1886 – 1950) American singer, comedian & actor
Last words

My design is to make what haste I can to be gone.

(1599 – 1658) English military & political leader
Last words

My doctor gave me two weeks to live… I hope they're in August.

comedian
Death Doctors Health

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

(1900 – 1993) American actress
Age Death

I'm tired of fighting! I guess this thing is going to get me.

born Erik Weisz (1874 – 1926) Hungarian-born American magician, stunt performer & escape artist
Last words

If my dead father was alive to hear that, it would kill him.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Family Fathers Misspokements Situations Travel

And now, I am officially dead.

(1822 – 1903) American teacher, lawyer, iron manufacturer & politician
Last words

The only cure for a real hangover is death.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Alcohol Death Food/Drink Health

Remember, today could just as easily be the LAST day of the rest of your life.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Death Time

I feel sleepy, a short time of rest would do me good.

(1746 – 1792) King of Sweden
Last words

It’s better to be tried by twelve men than to be carried by six.

Conflict Crime Death Government Law Murphy’s Laws

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress
Death

One last drink, please.

(1846 – 1911) American distiller
Last words

I don’t want to die in the middle of the football season; I have to know who’s No. 1 in the last polls.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Death Football Sports

How could they tell?

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Death Insults

Let's be wild tonight.

(1920 – 1939) Finnish actress
Last words

This is too tight.

(1823 – 1865) Swiss-born Confederate officer in the American Civil War
Last words

Enough already.

(1915 – 2004) American novelist
Last words

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

(1941 – ) American singer & songwriter
Death Education School

I will not go down to posterity talking bad grammar.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author
Communication Language Last words