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Toastmaster: A gentleman who introduces a gentleman who needs no introduction.

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Limit: Maximum number of a particular fish that an angler can take in a day. This number varies from place to place and species to species, but it is a largely theoretical restriction with little practical application.

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Darling: The popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator
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Bisexual: A person who pays for sex.

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Boss: A person who comes early to see who comes late.

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Marriage: A  relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

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Troops: Expendable bodies sent by the government to stop bullets during obscure foreign uprisings.

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Bulletin: Your receipt for attending church services.

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The best definition of an honest politician is one who… when he is bought, stays bought.

(1927 – 2004) American comedian & actor
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Charm: That indefinable something possessed by girls with stunning figures.

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A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

(1907 – 1987) journalist & columnist
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Bay: A body of water surrounded by restaurants.

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Stroke: Any forward movement of the golf club that is made with the intention of hitting and moving the ball and is observed by another golfer.

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Ability: What you have to get by on if you don’t kiss-up to the boss.

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Clergyman: A ticket speculator outside the gates of Heaven.

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Righteous Indignation: Your own wrath, as opposed to the shocking bad temper of others.

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Four-letter Word: Par for the coarse.

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Puritan: A person who pours righteous indignation into the wrong things.

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Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle.

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Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.

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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
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