Subject: Definitions (Page 36)

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Window Shopping: Eye browsing.

Activities Definitions Shopping

Belong: To take your time.

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Bliss: Having no idea what is really happening.

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Jury: Twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

(1874 – 1963) American poet
Definitions Government Law Lawyers

Stroke: Any forward movement of the golf club that is made with the intention of hitting and moving the ball and is observed by another golfer.

Definitions Golf Sports

Accrue: People who work on a ship.

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Woodpecker: A knocking bird.

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Congratulation: The civility of envy.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language

Bank Robber: A guy who gets alarmed easily.

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Fat: Energy gone to waist.

Appearance Body Definitions Fat

Apartment: A place where the landlord and the tenant are both trying to raise the rent.

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Piano: A parlor utensil for subduing the impertinent visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Entertainment Music Things

Executive Suite: A sugar daddy.

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Advice: Something which we give by the bushel but take by the grain.

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Riot: A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Conflict Definitions

Guilt: The gift that keeps on giving.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Characteristics Definitions

Idiot: A man who sees your point in an argument but refuses to see your way.

Definitions Intelligence

Kidney: A complex organ used to convert beer into urine.

Beer Definitions Food/Drink

Punctuality: The art of arriving for an appointment just in time to be indignant at the tardiness of the other party.

Definitions Time

Freudian Slip: When you say one thing but mean your mother.

Communication Definitions

Dieting: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

Definitions Food/Drink