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Rumor: A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Artist’s Model: A girl unsuited for her work.

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Youth: A good substitute for experience.

Age Definitions Young

Love: The triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Definitions Emotions Love

University: A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand.

Definitions Education School

Creditor: A man who has a better memory than a debtor.

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Education: One of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Definitions Education

Discussion: A method of confirming others in their errors.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language Mistakes People

Dentist: A person who runs a filling station.

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Garage: An attic on a lower level.

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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Communication Definitions Language Self

University: A modern school where football is taught.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Education Football Language School

Loquacity: A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Conversation Definitions Language Speech

Executive Shakeup: Title wave.

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Classical Jazz: Rock of ages.

Definitions Music

Insanity: Grounds for divorce in some states; grounds for marriage in all

Definitions Marriage

Abstract Art: The proof that things are not as bad as they are painted to be.

Art Definitions Entertainment

Sunday School: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

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Union: A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.

Definitions Work

Delegation: In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Government Language

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

(1895 – 1979) American archbishop of the Catholic Church
Beliefs Definitions Religion