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Atrophy: An award given to those who do not exercise.

Activities Definitions

Honeymoon: The vacation a man takes before starting to work for a new boss.

Definitions Marriage

Censor: A person who sticks his noes into other people’s business.

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Fashion: Something that goes out of style as soon as most people have one.

Appearance Clothing Definitions

Looting: A public shopping spree generously sponsored by local merchants in the wake of a riot.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Crime Definitions

Fad: Something that goes in one era and out the other.

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Tavern: Thirst come, thirst served.

Definitions Food/Drink

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other.

(1870-1943) German-American politician, socialist & writer
Definitions Government Politics

Yodeling: Slope opera.

Definitions Wordplay

Old Age: When you wink at a girl and she says, “Something wrong with your eyes?”

Age Definitions

Highbrow: One whose learning has outstripped his intelligence.

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Friend: A person who listens attentively while you say nothing.

Definitions Friends People

Self-made Man: A horrible example of unskilled labor.

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Statesman: A politician away from home.

Definitions Politicians

Window Screen: A device for keeping flies in the house.

Definitions Things

Inertia: Tendency of a skier’s body to resist changes in direction or speed due to the action of Newton’s First Law of Motion.

Definitions Science/Weather

Foot: A politician’s pacifier.

Definitions Politicians

Unopposed candidate: An officeholder who has mastered the art of campaign reform.

Definitions Elections/Voting Government

Counsel: Advice with a price tag.

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Detour: The roughest distance between two points.

Activities Definitions Travel

Penicillin: What to give a man who has everything.

Definitions Health Wordplay