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Good Neighbor: One who makes his noise at the same time you make yours.

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Cartoon: What’s sung when driving your car.

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Neurotic: Someone who worries about things that didn’t happen in the past instead of worrying about things that won’t happen in the future.

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Opportunist: One who goes ahead and does what you always planned to do. 

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Good Neighbor: A fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn’t climb it.

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Originality: The art of concealing your source.

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Heredity: The thing a child gets from the other side of the family.

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Current Events: Electric shocks.

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Expert: A person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.

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Egotist: A person of low taste more interested in himself than in me.

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Beer: The method of turning grain into urine.

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Armadillo: Possum on the half shell.

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Hors d'oeuvres: A sandwich cut into 20 pieces.

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Farm: A hunk of land on which, if you get up early enough mornings and work late enough nights, you’ll make a fortune – if you strike oil on it.

(1896 – 1988) American actor
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

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Chivalry: A man’s inclination to defend a woman against every man but himself.

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Antiques: Furniture that is too old for poor folks but the right age for rich people.

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Truck Driver: A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people.

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Group Therapy: A drama-in-the-round staged for the entertainment of a professional therapist, who commands the players to put on a new show each week and charges them for the privilege.

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Pediatrician: Man of little patients.

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Book: What they make a movie out of for television.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer
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