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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir.

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Autobiography: An I-witness account

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Window Shopping: Eye browsing.

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Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
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Exhaustion: Sufficient cause for the hospitalization of a celebrity – the normal state of existence for the rest of the working world.

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Argument: A discussion where two people try to get the last word in first

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Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police.

(1850 – 1894) Scottish novelist, poet, essayist & travel writer
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Politician: A fellow who borrows your pot in which to cook your goose.

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No Exit: A sign indicating the most convenient way out of a building.

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Politics: Where people work hard to get a job and do nothing after they get it.

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Showoff: A child who is more talented than yours.

Children Definitions Family

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Baby: An inhabitant of Lapland.

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Youth: The first fifty years of your life… the first twenty of anyone else’s.

Age Definitions Young

Forger: A man who made a name for himself.

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Justice: A decision in your favor.

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Acrimony: The holy state of being married.

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Infant Prodigies: Young people with highly imaginative parents.

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Work: An unpopular way to earn money.

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The best definition of an honest politician is one who… when he is bought, stays bought.

(1927 – 2004) American comedian & actor
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Vacation: A period during which people find out where to stay away from next year.

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