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Strip Poker: A game in which the more you lose the more you have to show for it.

Activities Definitions

World: A place that was built in six days – and looks it.

Definitions Places World

Intellectual: A guy who can keep his mind on a book at a beach.

Definitions People

Capital Punishment: Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong.

Crime Death Definitions Killing

Sex: The formula by which one and one makes three.

Definitions Sex

Automated: A couple making love in a car.

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Paunch: A bulging trunk.

Appearance Body Definitions

Falsies: Making mountains out of molehills.

Appearance Clothing Definitions

Freudian Slip: When you say one thing but mean your mother.

Communication Definitions

Collection: A church function in which many take but a passing interest.

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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is.

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Hula Dancer: A shake in the grass.

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Truck Driver: A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people.

Definitions Occupations

Diagnosis: A physician's forecast of the disease by the patient's pulse and purse.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Health Language Money

Abort: To correct a misconception.

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Old age is when you know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Age Definitions Old

Advice: Something which we give by the bushel but take by the grain.

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Doorman: A genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.

Definitions Occupations

Family Planning: Having all your children while their grandparents are still young enough to be babysitters.

Children Definitions Family

Economist: A man who knows more about money than the people who have it.

Definitions Occupations People

Dog: An intelligent four-footed animal who walks around with an idiot on the end of his leash.

Animals Definitions Dogs