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Nouvelle Cuisine, roughly translated, means: I can’t believe I paid ninety-six dollars and I’m still hungry.

Cooking Definitions Food/Drink

Spinster: An unlusted number.

Definitions People Women

Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.

Appearance Body Definitions Fat Wordplay

Yawn: It’s always dullest just before the yawn.

Definitions Wordplay

Spilt Milk: Udder waste.

Definitions Food/Drink Wordplay

Roulette: A wheel that seldom takes a turn for the bettor.

Activities Definitions Games

Know-it-all: One who pretends to know something about everything but really knows nothing about anything.

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Psychology: The science that tells you what you already know in words you can’t understand.

Definitions Science/Weather

Hangover: The moaning after the night before.

Alcohol Definitions Food/Drink Health

Doctor: The only man who hasn’t a guaranteed cure for a cold.

Definitions Doctors Health

Opportunist: One who goes ahead and does what you always planned to do. 

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Beer: The method of turning grain into urine.

Beer Definitions Food/Drink

Agreeable Person: One who agrees with me.

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Miracle: An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it.  

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
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Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Individuals Language Money

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world.

Definitions Men Women

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife.

Definitions Women

Bus: A vehicle that runs faster when you run after it and runs slowly when you are inside it.

Definitions Driving

Yodeling: Slope opera.

Definitions Wordplay

Groan: An expression of appreciation for the horrible.

Communication Definitions Speech

Congress: A strange forum where people get up and speak, nobody listens, and then everyone disagrees at the top of their lungs.

Congress Definitions Government