Subject: Definitions (Page 76)

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Bisexual: A person who pays for sex.

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Colleague: The person to whom one passes the buck.

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Antique Shop: A junk store that has raised its prices.

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Lecher: A stud with liver spots.

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Consult: To seek another’s approval of a course already decided upon.

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Aground: When a boat makes the discovery that all water has land under it.

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I guess the definition of a lunatic is a man surrounded by them.

(1885 – 1972) expatriate American poet & critic
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Statesman: An ex-politician who has mastered the art of holding his tongue.

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Grass: The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden.

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Clothes Dryer: An appliance designed to eat socks.

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Sales Resistance: The triumph of mind over patter.

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Book: What they make a movie out of for television.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer
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Wrinkles: Something other people have… you have character lines.

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Convict: The only person who likes to be stopped in the middle of a sentence.

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Average Man: A person who doesn’t want much, and usually gets a little less than that.

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Aardvark: In the beginning was the word. And the word was ‘Aardvark.’

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Desire: The thing that is so often nipped in the budget.

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Nymphomania: A disease where the patient enjoys being bedridden.

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Houseplants: Vegetable companions.

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Philanderer: A man who considers himself too good to be true.

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Husband: Someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

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