Subject: Education » Learning (Page 2)

A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around; but when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

If you’re studying Geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

If, while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary qualifications, that field's employment is glutted.


He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.

(1880 – ?) American author

Learn of the skillful; he that teaches himself, has a fool for his master.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Learning: The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

You're looking at a very proud Canadian who is very proud of the educational system in Canadia…

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly.

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

For every person wishing to teach, there are thirty not wanting to be taught.

(1898 – 1951) Scottish humorist

You can learn many things from children… how much patience you have for instance.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.

(1882 – 1950) American attorney, politician, liberal activist & actor

Dad taught me everything I know; unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.

(1962 – ) American race car driver

To learn that all I really need to know I learned in kindergarten, I needed to go to grad school.


Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist

I never could make out what those damned dots meant.

(1911 – 1968) British politician & son of Prime Minister Winston Churchill

What men learn from history is that men do not learn from history.

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.