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Subject:
Education
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra; in real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Education
Learning
Life
Science/Weather
Algebra
If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract – teach him to deduct.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Education
Future
Learning
Deduction
Subtraction
College was like a four-year game show called “Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep?”
John Mulaney
(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
Education
School
College
He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop.
Reverend Sydney Smith
(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman
Education
Insults
Learning
I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
Charles 'Chic' Murray
(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
Age
Education
School
Development
Teachers
Graduate school: The place where a young scholar goes off their parents’ payroll – and on to their spouse’s.
Anonymous
Education
School
Graduate school
Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics, because the stakes are so low.
Sayre's Third Law of Politics
Education
Government
Murphy’s Laws
Politics
Academic politics
Dad taught me everything I know; unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.
Al Unser Jr.
(1962 – ) American race car driver
Education
Family
Fathers
Learning
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Education
Law
Money
School
Lawsuits
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