Subject: Emotions » Love

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer

All you really need is love… but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill.

(1982 – ) American actress & comedian

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

(1950 – ) American cartoonist Cathy

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it; but first let me introduce myself.

(1982 – ) American author

Love is what happens to a man and woman who don't know each other.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

Love is the answer… but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Jealousy and love are sisters.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon… it's time to cash in.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

A woman in love can't be reasonable – or she probably wouldn't be in love.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Love thy neighbor… and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

(1956 – ) American cartoonist & author

Wayne Carter: Spring is the time for love.

Flower Belle Lee: What’s the matter with the rest of the year?

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Absence makes the heart go wander.

The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the post long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.