Subject: Emotions (Page 12)

There are moments when everything goes well, but don’t be frightened.

(1864 – 1910) French author
Fear Life

He who laughs, lasts.

author
Emotions Laughter

I’m not only Iranian, I’m also Jewish, and I know what you’re thinking… you’re thinking, ‘Wow, he’s Iranian and Jewish; I don’t know if I should hate him or hate him.’

American standup-comedian
Emotions People Self

I am one of those people who just can’t help getting a kick out of life – even when it’s a kick in the teeth.

(1900 – 1962) Russian – Jewish madam & author
Emotions Happiness Life Problems

People who never get carried away should be.

(1919 – 1990) publisher & author
Characteristics Emotions People

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor
Children Emotions Family Love

Humor is reason gone mad.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Characteristics Emotions

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… but I laugh more.

Emotions Laughter

She was always crying; in fact, she wept so much she made everybody's corns ache.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Emotions

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin; it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

(1904 – 1979) Jewish-American humorist, author & screenwriter
Emotions Love Sex

My love life is like a fairy tale – it's grim.

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
Emotions Love Sex Situations

I’m Mad as Hell, but mostly in a Passive Aggressive Way!

Anger Emotions

Not with anybody else.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion
Emotions Love People Self

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages, but love accounts for the other third.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Emotions Love Marriage

Of course it’s possible to love a human being if you don’t know them too well.

(1920 – 1994) German-born author & poet
Emotions Love

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Emotions Love

Happiness is… finding two olives in your martini when you’re hungry.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Emotions Happiness

The good news is that Jesus is coming back; the bad news is that he's really pissed off.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Anger Emotions

You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Emotions Love

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist
Emotions Love

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Emotions Love