Subject: Emotions (Page 6)

My grandfather used to make home movies and edit out the joy.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

(1942 – ) humorist & radio broadcaster

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.

(1901 – 1970) American journalist & author

I've never really thought of myself as depressed so much as I am paralyzed by hope.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor

A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you sore if it happened to you!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater

If humor was the foundation of my life, men were definitely the first floor.

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

Sense Of Humor: Being able to laugh at your friends’ misfortunes.

In real love you want the other person's good; in romantic love, you want the other person.

(1886 – 1973) American writer

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

If you can eat anything you want to, what’s the fun in eating anything you want to?

(1956 – ) American movie actor

If you can’t help out with a little money, at least give a sympathetic groan.

Dealing with joy sometimes is more difficult than overcoming adversity if you enjoy self-loathng as a hobby.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Money is not the most important thing in the world, love is… fortunately, I love money.

(1934 – ) comedian

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Love will find a lay.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

I can’t do two things at once; I can’t have intercourse and enjoy myself at the same time.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? … well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

(1982 – ) American author