Subject: Entertainment » Acting (Page 2)

You can pick out the actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes when the conversation wanders away from themselves.

(1912 – 1979) English actor

Shakespeare is so tiring; you never get a chance to sit down unless you’re a king.

(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist

Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.

(1939 – ) Australian author, critic, broadcaster, poet & memoirist

When I die, there will be people who send flowers to Ethel Mertz.

(1902 – 1979) American actor

[Walking Tall] stars The Rock, but The Wood might be a better description of his performance.

film reviewer & critic

What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who’s played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor

Nowadays Mitchum doesn’t so much act as point his suit at people.

(1946 – ) British journalist & broadcaster

Barbra’s only spontaneous moment in Prince of Tides comes when Nick tosses her a football and she screams “My nails!”

(Paul Rudnick) (1957 – ) Satiric film critic & author

Television opened up a whole new field of unemployment for him.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

Days off.

(1900 – 1967) American film actor

[Katherine Hepburn] is not a great actress, but one with a certain distinction which, with training, might possibly take the place of great acting in an emergency.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

If she was cast as Lady Godiva the horse would steal the show.

Acting: Standing up naked and turning around very slowly.

(1907 – 1976) American actress

The pain goes away on payday.

(1902 – 1975) comedian, actor & member of The Three Stooges

This isn’t exactly a stable business; it’s like trying to stand up in a canoe with your pants down.

(1925 – 2011) American actor

He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.

(1900 – 1969) American drama critic & author

She has more talent to the square head than anybody I know.

(1908–1960) British film actress

The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.

(1852 – 1917) English actor & theater manager

Actress Claudette Colbert: I knew these lines backwards last night.

Coward: And that’s just the way you’re saying them this morning.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter