Subject: Entertainment » Acting (Page 3)

It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver… Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

Acting: Farting about in disguise.

(1932 – 2013) Irish stage & film actor

He got a reputation as a great actor by just thinking hard about the next line.

(1894 – 1982) American film director, film producer & screenwriter

Acting is all about big hair and funny props… all the great actors knew it.

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer

William Hurt in The Accidental Tourist speaks very slowly, like a Mormon on quaaludes.

(Paul Rudnick) (1957 – ) Satiric film critic & author

Acting is a form of deception, and actors can mesmerize themselves almost as easily as an audience.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

Talk low, talk slow, and don't say much.

(1907 – 1979) American film actor, director & producer

You can pick out the actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes when the conversation wanders away from themselves.

(1912 – 1979) English actor

Many years ago I remember a famous actress explaining to me with perfect seriousness that before making an entrance she always stood aside to allow God to go on first; I can also remember that on that particular occasion He gave a singularly uninspired performance.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

The pain goes away on payday.

(1902 – 1975) comedian, actor & member of The Three Stooges

First of all, I choose the great [roles], and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.

(1933 – ) English actor

It's our fault… we should have given him better parts.

(1892 – 1978) Canadian-American film producer (Warner Brothers)

They say an actor is only as good as his parts; well, my parts have done me pretty well, darling.

(1937 – ) English actress

Sophia Loren plays peasants; I play ladies.

(1927 – ) Italian actress & photojournalist

Agent: Someone who believes an actor takes 85 percent of his money.

I used to work for a living, then I became an actor.

(1927 – ) English actor

This is the method taught in the Elizabeth Hurley school of acting: If you happen to be a vapid idiot, always play one in the movies and audiences will love you for your self-mocking sense of fun.

American film critic

A buxom temptress… more impressive in silhouette than in action.

(1927 – 1980) English theatre critic & writer

Nowadays Mitchum doesn’t so much act as point his suit at people.

(1946 – ) British journalist & broadcaster

When I die, there will be people who send flowers to Ethel Mertz.

(1902 – 1979) American actor

Kind of like the difference between making love and masturbation, I’d say.

(1946 – ) American actress & activist