Subject: Entertainment » Film (Page 3)

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Gone With the Wind is going to be the biggest flop in Hollywood history; I'm just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who's falling flat on his face and not Gary Cooper.

(1901 – 1961) film actor

[The First Wives Club] had strong American values: divorce, alcoholism, plastic surgery and revenge.

(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian

The trouble with this business is that the stars keep ninety per cent of my money.

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Shoot a few scenes out of focus; I want to win the foreign film award.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don’t want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and on airplanes, because no one can leave.

(1936 – 2018) American actor

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor

If my films don’t show a profit, I know I’m doing something right.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Popcorn is the last area of the movie business where good taste is still a concern.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer

A movie so good they named a country after it.

(1940 – ) American-born British screenwriter, film director, animator & actor (Monty Python’s Flying Circus)

A movie is never any better than the stupidest man connected with it.

(1894 – 1964) American screenwriter, director, producer, playwright & novelist

I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab… the movie cost me $95.00.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I’d rather be Frank Capra than God… if there is a Frank Capra.

(1912 – 1999) American writer and director of plays & films

It’s funny how psychos are always so much scarier when they’re pretty girls.

(1954 – ) British writer & critic

Bond smoked like Peter Lorre, drank like Humphrey Bogart, ate like Sydney Greenstreet, used up girls like Errol Flynn… then went to a steam bath and came out looking like Clark Gable.

(1926 – 1991) American television journalist