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Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch; maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.

Bette Davis

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater

We are paid to have dirty minds.

John Trevelyan

(1903 – 1986) American film censor

Entertainment Film Occupations Work

Shoot a few scenes out of focus; I want to win the foreign film award.

Billy Wilder

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

Entertainment Film To a cameraman on one of his pictures

I don’t think he could direct his nephew to the bathroom.

Dyan Cannon

(1937 – ) American film & television actress, director, screenwriter & producer

Entertainment Film Insults Of film director Otto Preminger

I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe.

Bob Hope

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Entertainment Film Deep Throat

Bond smoked like Peter Lorre, drank like Humphrey Bogart, ate like Sydney Greenstreet, used up girls like Errol Flynn… then went to a steam bath and came out looking like Clark Gable.

Harry Reasoner

(1926 – 1991) American television journalist

Entertainment Film People James Bond

I’m disappointed with every movie about sharks that closes with “The End” instead of “Fin.”

Nat Baimel

Animals Entertainment Film French Sharks

Never argue with a man who is shorter than his Oscar.

Larry Gelbart

(1928 – 2009) American television writer, playwright, screenwriter & author

Entertainment Film People Dustin Hoffman Oscars

I always thought I'd go to the Oscars, but only as a stalker.

Rita Rudner

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Entertainment Film People Self Oscars Stalker

He doesn't remember any silent days in motion pictures – the director always yelled.

Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

Communication Entertainment Film Speech

I really detest movies like Indecent Proposal and Pretty Woman because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal; and really that’s such a small part of it.

Laura Kightlinger

(1969 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer

Entertainment Film Sex Women Indecent Proposal Pretty Woman

First of all, I choose the great [roles], and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.

Michael Caine

(1933 – ) English actor

Acting Entertainment Film Work

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?

Harry Warner

(1881 – 1958) American studio executive (Warner Brothers)

Acting Entertainment Film Silent films

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

Alex Karras

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor

Entertainment Film From his role in “Blazing Saddles”

It’s funny how psychos are always so much scarier when they’re pretty girls.

A.A. Gill

(1954 – ) British writer & critic

Entertainment Film Reviewing “Fallen Angel”

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

Paul Newman

(1925 – 2008) American actor, director & entrepreneur

Entertainment Film Money Of “Newman's Own” salad dressing

Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.

Alfred Hitchcock

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Emotions Entertainment Film Audiences Suffering

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

Walter Winchell

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist

Entertainment Film Hollywood Places Actors

Good producers are as rare as rocking horse doo-doo.

Jon Amiel

(1948 – ) English film director

Entertainment Film Producers

An actor enters through a door, you've got nothing; but if he enters through a window, you've got a situation.