Subject: Entertainment » Film (Page 3)

I really detest movies like Indecent Proposal and Pretty Woman because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal; and really that’s such a small part of it.

(1969 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer

If my films don’t show a profit, I know I’m doing something right.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

I got a German porno movie… which has subtitles, which is great 'cause, otherwise, I would have had no idea what was going on.

stand-up comedian, writer & actor

All my shows are great; some of them are bad, but they are all great.

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul

What do you want me to do … stop shooting now and release it as The Five Commandments?

(1881 – 1959) American film director & producer

An actor enters through a door, you've got nothing; but if he enters through a window, you've got a situation.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab… the movie cost me $95.00.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

He doesn't remember any silent days in motion pictures – the director always yelled.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist

Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip

We are paid to have dirty minds.

(1903 – 1986) American film censor

Good producers are as rare as rocking horse doo-doo.

(1948 – ) English film director

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Bond smoked like Peter Lorre, drank like Humphrey Bogart, ate like Sydney Greenstreet, used up girls like Errol Flynn… then went to a steam bath and came out looking like Clark Gable.

(1926 – 1991) American television journalist

First of all, I choose the great [roles], and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.

(1933 – ) English actor

It’s funny how psychos are always so much scarier when they’re pretty girls.

(1954 – ) British writer & critic

I know what the public want because I am one of them.

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul

Days off.

(1900 – 1967) American film actor

The intensity of movie publicity is in inverse ratio to the quality of the movie.

A movie is never any better than the stupidest man connected with it.

(1894 – 1964) American screenwriter, director, producer, playwright & novelist