Subject: Entertainment » Film (Page 4)

I got tired of calling the movies to listen to what is playing so I bought the album.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don’t want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip

I’m disappointed with every movie about sharks that closes with “The End” instead of “Fin.”

Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch; maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater

I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

[The First Wives Club] had strong American values: divorce, alcoholism, plastic surgery and revenge.

(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian

Boxing is a great exercise… as long as you can yell 'cut' whenever you want to.

(1946 – ) American actor

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

I don't know if this is a matter for the costume department or the hairdresser.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Never argue with a man who is shorter than his Oscar.

(1928 – 2009) American television writer, playwright, screenwriter & author

Shoot a few scenes out of focus; I want to win the foreign film award.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

We are paid to have dirty minds.

(1903 – 1986) American film censor

I always thought I'd go to the Oscars, but only as a stalker.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way any more… they leave it on the dresser.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

If it's a good script I'll do it; and if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

An actor enters through a door, you've got nothing; but if he enters through a window, you've got a situation.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

I know what the public want because I am one of them.

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul