Subject: Health (Page 25)

A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.

Health

I had amnesia… once or twice.


Health Memory

What Moles Tell You About Yourself

Book Titles Health

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Health Marriage Wives

If medicine has made so much progress in the last 30 years, how come I felt better 30 years ago?

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor
Health

Never say “oops” while your patient is conscious.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws Problems

I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Doctors Health

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Doctors Health People

You never have the right number of pills left on the last day of a prescription.

Health Murphy’s Laws Time