Subject: Insults (Page 3)

An acquaintance, describing an unpopular man: He's his own worst enemy.

Adams: Not while I'm around.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist
Insults

She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Characteristics Insults

To hear Alice Keppel talk about her escape from france, one would think had swum the Channel, with her maid between her teeth.

Insults

A uniquely unpleasant individual with appalling taste in men… or should that be taste in appalling men?

Irish journalist
Insults

I just hope what Janet did at halftime [at the Super Bowl] doesn't, in any way, tarnish the good name of the Jackson family.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Insults

Fine words! … I wonder where you stole them.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist
Characteristics Communication Honesty Insults

He wouldn't commit himself to the time of day from a hatful of watches.

(1894 – 1969) American writer
Insults

She must use Novocain lipstick.

(1918 – 2004) radio and television comedian & talk show host
Insults

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
Appearance Hair Insults

In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.

(1919 – 2010 ) England author
Communication Insults Places Reading/Writing

Italians are fantastic people, really; they can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

(1926 – 2017) American stand-up comedian & actor
Insults People

When he does smile, he looks as if he's just evicted a widow.

(1932 – 1997) newspaper columnist
Insults

I'm not intending to imply insult or judgment here but I am curious to know in order to be able to respond to your posts in an appropriate manner, so please forgive what appears to be, but in fact is not intended as, an insulting question: Are you stupid?

blog host
Insults

He has committed every crime that does not require courage.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author
Characteristics Crime Insults

About the only thing you can say for his constipation of ideas is his diarrhea of words.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Communication Ideas Insults Intelligence Speech

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Appearance Insults

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and she can’t say 'No' in any of them.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Communication Insults Intelligence Sex

He's always backing into the limelight.

(1883 – 1950) English composer
Insults

To know him was to like him; not to know him was to love him.

(1884 – 1947) Jewish American lyricist
Insults People

His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Golf Insults Intelligence

The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Insults People