Subject: Insults (Page 4)

Who among us has not gazed thoughtfully and patiently at a painting of Jackson Pollock and thought… "What a piece of crap?"

American television producer, screenwriter, executive producer & author
Art Insults

Tell me the story of that frock Judy, it's obviously an old favorite; you were wise to remove the curtain rings.

(1934 – ) Australian comedian, satirist, artist, & author
Insults

Come on in, Frank… make yourself at home – hit somebody.

(1926 – 2017) American stand-up comedian & actor
Insults

He tried to choke me! You saw it. He called me a baboon, thinks I’m his wife.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

His mind is so open that the wind whistles through it.

(1918 – 2001) American sportswriter, commentator & actor
Insults Intelligence Mind

A pin-stripin' polo-playin' umbrella-totin' Ivy-leaguer, born with a silver spoon so far in his mouth that you couldn't get it out with a crowbar.

(1941 – ) politician & attorney
Insults

Why are we honoring this man? … have we run out of human beings?

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
Insults

And I think I'll call it Superstar? Jesus Christ!

British writer & comedian
Insults

Donald Rumsfeld… love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Emotions Insults

There goes the original good time that’s been had by all.

(1908–1960) British film actress
Insults People

The 't' is silent, as in Harlow.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit
Insults

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
Insults

I wouldn’t speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying ice.

Expressions Insults Opinion

He looked like a half-melted rubber bulldog.

(1925 – ) American author and literary, theater & film critic
Appearance Insults

As a simple countryman, he distrusted the use of money and, finding barter cumbersome, preferred to steal.

(1941 – 2008) British journalist, musician &broadcaster
Insults

He's a Republican housewife from Kansas with all the prejudices.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Characteristics Insults

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Age Insults Old TV/Movie Quotes

He sings like he's throwing up.

(1963 – ) British actor, comedian, television presenter & executive producer
Insults

Oscar Wilde: Do you mind if I smoke?

Bernhardt: I don't care if you burn.

(1844-1923) French stage actress
Insults

I think a lot of Bernstein… but not as much as he does.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Insults

He appears to have been called 'The Little Giant' more because he was little than because he was a giant.

(1903 – 1989) American writer
Insults